fortune-mod: print a random, hopefully interesting, adage

    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/bin/
    2023-06-17 15:21       24595 usr/bin/fortune.exe
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/lib/
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/sbin/
    2023-06-17 15:21        9747 usr/sbin/rot.exe
    2023-06-17 15:21       13843 usr/sbin/strfile.exe
    2023-06-17 15:21       12307 usr/sbin/unstr.exe
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/doc/
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/
    2023-06-17 15:21       22046 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/ChangeLog
    2023-06-17 15:21        8265 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/cookie-files
    2023-06-17 15:21        3798 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/COPYING.txt
    2023-06-17 15:21         759 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/INDEX
    2023-06-17 15:21        1507 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/INSTALL.asciidoc
    2023-06-17 15:21        3035 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/Offensive
    2023-06-17 15:21        8315 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/README
    2023-06-17 15:21         193 usr/share/doc/fortune-mod/TODO
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/
    2023-04-29 01:09       87371 usr/share/games/fortunes/art
    2023-06-17 15:20        1924 usr/share/games/fortunes/art.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/art.u8 -> art
    2019-03-12 13:58        5874 usr/share/games/fortunes/ascii-art
    2023-06-17 15:20          68 usr/share/games/fortunes/ascii-art.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/ascii-art.u8 -> ascii-art
    2023-04-29 01:14      244589 usr/share/games/fortunes/computers
    2023-06-17 15:20        4288 usr/share/games/fortunes/computers.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/computers.u8 -> computers
    2023-03-03 04:58      247277 usr/share/games/fortunes/cookie
    2023-06-17 15:20        4616 usr/share/games/fortunes/cookie.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/cookie.u8 -> cookie
    2019-03-12 13:58       15651 usr/share/games/fortunes/debian
    2023-06-17 15:20         368 usr/share/games/fortunes/debian.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/debian.u8 -> debian
    2023-04-29 01:22      180226 usr/share/games/fortunes/definitions
    2023-06-17 15:20        4840 usr/share/games/fortunes/definitions.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/definitions.u8 -> definitions
    2019-03-12 13:58       10749 usr/share/games/fortunes/disclaimer
    2023-06-17 15:20        1164 usr/share/games/fortunes/disclaimer.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/disclaimer.u8 -> disclaimer
    2023-04-29 01:24       40401 usr/share/games/fortunes/drugs
    2023-06-17 15:20         856 usr/share/games/fortunes/drugs.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/drugs.u8 -> drugs
    2023-04-29 01:24       39636 usr/share/games/fortunes/education
    2023-06-17 15:20         848 usr/share/games/fortunes/education.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/education.u8 -> education
    2023-04-29 01:25       34517 usr/share/games/fortunes/ethnic
    2023-06-17 15:20         676 usr/share/games/fortunes/ethnic.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/ethnic.u8 -> ethnic
    2019-12-14 16:51       34185 usr/share/games/fortunes/food
    2023-06-17 15:20         816 usr/share/games/fortunes/food.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/food.u8 -> food
    2023-04-29 01:26       24513 usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes
    2023-06-17 15:20        1752 usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes.u8 -> fortunes
    2023-04-29 01:27        7378 usr/share/games/fortunes/goedel
    2023-06-17 15:20         244 usr/share/games/fortunes/goedel.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/goedel.u8 -> goedel
    2023-04-29 01:28       43286 usr/share/games/fortunes/humorists
    2023-06-17 15:20         820 usr/share/games/fortunes/humorists.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/humorists.u8 -> humorists
    2023-04-29 01:28       28760 usr/share/games/fortunes/kids
    2023-06-17 15:20         632 usr/share/games/fortunes/kids.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/kids.u8 -> kids
    2021-08-24 06:23       88068 usr/share/games/fortunes/knghtbrd
    2023-06-17 15:20        2188 usr/share/games/fortunes/knghtbrd.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/knghtbrd.u8 -> knghtbrd
    2023-04-29 01:29       56605 usr/share/games/fortunes/law
    2023-06-17 15:20         852 usr/share/games/fortunes/law.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/law.u8 -> law
    2023-04-11 13:05       70793 usr/share/games/fortunes/linux
    2023-06-17 15:20        1636 usr/share/games/fortunes/linux.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/linux.u8 -> linux
    2023-04-29 01:30       53981 usr/share/games/fortunes/literature
    2023-06-17 15:20        1080 usr/share/games/fortunes/literature.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/literature.u8 -> literature
    2023-04-29 01:30       20413 usr/share/games/fortunes/love
    2023-06-17 15:20         628 usr/share/games/fortunes/love.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/love.u8 -> love
    2019-03-12 13:58        9812 usr/share/games/fortunes/magic
    2023-06-17 15:20         148 usr/share/games/fortunes/magic.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/magic.u8 -> magic
    2021-05-31 15:17       19194 usr/share/games/fortunes/medicine
    2023-06-17 15:20         324 usr/share/games/fortunes/medicine.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/medicine.u8 -> medicine
    2023-04-29 01:31      101642 usr/share/games/fortunes/men-women
    2023-06-17 15:20        2360 usr/share/games/fortunes/men-women.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/men-women.u8 -> men-women
    2023-04-29 01:32       48156 usr/share/games/fortunes/miscellaneous
    2023-06-17 15:20        2632 usr/share/games/fortunes/miscellaneous.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/miscellaneous.u8 -> miscellaneous
    2019-03-12 13:58       11322 usr/share/games/fortunes/news
    2023-06-17 15:20         240 usr/share/games/fortunes/news.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/news.u8 -> news
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/
    2023-06-17 15:20         248 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/art
    2023-06-17 15:20          36 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/art.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/art.u8 -> art
    2023-06-17 15:20       12349 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/astrology
    2023-06-17 15:20         196 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/astrology.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/astrology.u8 -> astrology
    2023-06-17 15:20      720609 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/atheism
    2023-06-17 15:20        8696 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/atheism.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/atheism.u8 -> atheism
    2023-06-17 15:20       93895 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/black-humor
    2023-06-17 15:20        1108 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/black-humor.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/black-humor.u8 -> black-humor
    2023-06-17 15:20        1703 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/cookie
    2023-06-17 15:20          56 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/cookie.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/cookie.u8 -> cookie
    2023-06-17 15:20        4857 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/debian
    2023-06-17 15:20         116 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/debian.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/debian.u8 -> debian
    2023-06-17 15:20       40394 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/definitions
    2023-06-17 15:20        1368 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/definitions.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/definitions.u8 -> definitions
    2023-06-17 15:20       16889 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/drugs
    2023-06-17 15:20         324 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/drugs.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/drugs.u8 -> drugs
    2023-06-17 15:20       53549 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/ethnic
    2023-06-17 15:20         544 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/ethnic.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/ethnic.u8 -> ethnic
    2023-06-17 15:20         101 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/fortunes
    2023-06-17 15:20          36 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/fortunes.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/fortunes.u8 -> fortunes
    2023-06-17 15:20       20484 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/hphobia
    2023-06-17 15:20         188 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/hphobia.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/hphobia.u8 -> hphobia
    2023-06-17 15:20        2325 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/knghtbrd
    2023-06-17 15:20          84 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/knghtbrd.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/knghtbrd.u8 -> knghtbrd
    2023-06-17 15:20      171697 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/limerick
    2023-06-17 15:20        4028 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/limerick.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/limerick.u8 -> limerick
    2023-06-17 15:20        2090 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/linux
    2023-06-17 15:20          64 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/linux.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/linux.u8 -> linux
    2023-06-17 15:20        2979 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/misandry
    2023-06-17 15:20         120 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/misandry.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/misandry.u8 -> misandry
    2023-06-17 15:20       14719 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/miscellaneous
    2023-06-17 15:20         288 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/miscellaneous.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/miscellaneous.u8 -> miscellaneous
    2023-06-17 15:20       12268 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/misogyny
    2023-06-17 15:20         272 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/misogyny.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/misogyny.u8 -> misogyny
    2023-06-17 15:20       90004 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/politics
    2023-06-17 15:20        1424 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/politics.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/politics.u8 -> politics
    2023-06-17 15:20       52764 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/privates
    2023-06-17 15:21         556 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/privates.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/privates.u8 -> privates
    2023-06-17 15:20         603 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/racism
    2023-06-17 15:21          44 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/racism.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/racism.u8 -> racism
    2023-06-17 15:20       64777 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/religion
    2023-06-17 15:21         948 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/religion.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/religion.u8 -> religion
    2023-06-17 15:20       34459 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/riddles
    2023-06-17 15:21        1120 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/riddles.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/riddles.u8 -> riddles
    2023-06-17 15:20      206798 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/sex
    2023-06-17 15:21        3268 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/sex.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/sex.u8 -> sex
    2023-06-17 15:20       76155 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/songs-poems
    2023-06-17 15:21         852 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/songs-poems.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/songs-poems.u8 -> songs-poems
    2023-06-17 15:20       49520 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/vulgarity
    2023-06-17 15:21         808 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/vulgarity.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/vulgarity.u8 -> vulgarity
    2023-06-17 15:20       38983 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/zippy
    2023-06-17 15:21        2220 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/zippy.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/off/zippy.u8 -> zippy
    2020-07-17 05:00        6153 usr/share/games/fortunes/paradoxum
    2023-06-17 15:20         316 usr/share/games/fortunes/paradoxum.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/paradoxum.u8 -> paradoxum
    2023-04-29 01:38      153913 usr/share/games/fortunes/people
    2023-06-17 15:20        5032 usr/share/games/fortunes/people.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/people.u8 -> people
    2019-03-12 13:58       40182 usr/share/games/fortunes/perl
    2023-06-17 15:20        1120 usr/share/games/fortunes/perl.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/perl.u8 -> perl
    2022-06-22 03:36        7226 usr/share/games/fortunes/pets
    2023-06-17 15:20         236 usr/share/games/fortunes/pets.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/pets.u8 -> pets
    2023-04-29 01:40       35571 usr/share/games/fortunes/platitudes
    2023-06-17 15:20        2020 usr/share/games/fortunes/platitudes.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/platitudes.u8 -> platitudes
    2023-04-29 01:40      115191 usr/share/games/fortunes/politics
    2023-06-17 15:20        2844 usr/share/games/fortunes/politics.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/politics.u8 -> politics
    2021-09-12 05:49         517 usr/share/games/fortunes/pratchett
    2023-06-17 15:20          40 usr/share/games/fortunes/pratchett.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/pratchett.u8 -> pratchett
    2021-05-31 15:17       20154 usr/share/games/fortunes/riddles
    2023-06-17 15:20         536 usr/share/games/fortunes/riddles.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/riddles.u8 -> riddles
    2023-06-17 15:20       19758 usr/share/games/fortunes/rules-of-acquisition
    2023-06-17 15:20         664 usr/share/games/fortunes/rules-of-acquisition.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/rules-of-acquisition.u8 -> rules-of-acquisition
    2023-04-29 01:41      130801 usr/share/games/fortunes/science
    2023-06-17 15:20        2532 usr/share/games/fortunes/science.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/science.u8 -> science
    2023-03-03 04:58      135159 usr/share/games/fortunes/shlomif-fav
    2023-06-17 15:20        1016 usr/share/games/fortunes/shlomif-fav.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/shlomif-fav.u8 -> shlomif-fav
    2023-04-29 01:43      234496 usr/share/games/fortunes/songs-poems
    2023-06-17 15:20        2908 usr/share/games/fortunes/songs-poems.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/songs-poems.u8 -> songs-poems
    2020-01-20 19:00       37317 usr/share/games/fortunes/sports
    2023-06-17 15:20         616 usr/share/games/fortunes/sports.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/sports.u8 -> sports
    2019-03-12 13:58       30212 usr/share/games/fortunes/startrek
    2023-06-17 15:20         936 usr/share/games/fortunes/startrek.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/startrek.u8 -> startrek
    2019-03-12 13:58       37139 usr/share/games/fortunes/tao
    2023-06-17 15:20         356 usr/share/games/fortunes/tao.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/tao.u8 -> tao
    2021-05-31 15:17        1788 usr/share/games/fortunes/translate-me
    2023-06-17 15:20          76 usr/share/games/fortunes/translate-me.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/translate-me.u8 -> translate-me
    2023-04-29 01:43       63111 usr/share/games/fortunes/wisdom
    2023-06-17 15:20        1756 usr/share/games/fortunes/wisdom.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/wisdom.u8 -> wisdom
    2023-04-29 01:44      106948 usr/share/games/fortunes/work
    2023-06-17 15:20        2548 usr/share/games/fortunes/work.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/work.u8 -> work
    2019-03-12 13:58       38979 usr/share/games/fortunes/zippy
    2023-06-17 15:20        2220 usr/share/games/fortunes/zippy.dat
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/games/fortunes/zippy.u8 -> zippy
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/man/
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/man/man6/
    2023-06-17 15:20        4198 usr/share/man/man6/fortune.6.gz
    2023-06-17 15:21           0 usr/share/man/man8/
    2023-06-17 15:20        2795 usr/share/man/man8/strfile.8.gz