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RE: So, this bloke walks into a greengrocer's ...
On 31 May 2007 15:55, Christopher Faylor wrote:
> On Thu, May 31, 2007 at 03:07:32PM +0100, Dave Korn wrote:
>>
>> ... and asks the grocer for a pound of potatoes and half-a-dozen neutrons.
>>
>> "Certainly sir, here you are" says the grocer, wrapping them up and
>> passing them over.
>>
>> "How much do I owe you?" asks the bloke.
>>
>> "For the potatoes, twenty pence".
>>
>> "And for the neutrons?"
>
> I've been telling a variation of that one for a few weeks, along with this
> one:
>
> Two atoms are walking down the street.
>
> Atom A bumps into Atom B. Atom B stops and looks stunned.
>
> Atom B: "I think I lost an electron!"
>
> Atom A: "Are you sure?"
>
> Atom B: "I'm positive!"
>
> cgf
What's the smallest soft-drink in the world?
Ion Brew. Made in Scotland from electrons.
cheers,
DaveK
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