Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy BIRTHday dear Cygwin, happy birthday to youuuuu

[Gary R. Van Sickle]

[snip]
> > > But that's nothing for a ten year old.  Besides, Cygwin is *of 
> > > course* female, so if at all, they should be male hippo dancers.
> >
> >
> >   AUGGGGHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!
> 
> It's the icing droplets.  Just wash them out with water. ;-)
> 	Igor

NO!  THE ICING REACTS CHEMICALLY WITH WATER, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT BURN!  YOU
HAVE TO SMEAR BUTTER ON YOUR EYES QUICK BEFORE THE BURNING ICING DAMAGES
YOUR CORNEAS!!!!

-- 
Gary R. Van Sickle